20: Are you currently in a relationship?

Nope.

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

Depends on the maturity level of both people and if they are willing.

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

Depends. If you have feelings for someone, why not? You can’t help it.

23: How many relationships have you had?

2.

24: Do you think love can last forever?

Honestly, yeah. It may sound naive, but yeah. Like I love my cat Mr. Boots and I will forever love Mr. Boots.

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

I don’t know brah. I suppose.

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

Straight, contrary to popular belief.

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

No, not really. You can’t help how your mind works.

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

Nah brah.

33: Do you want to get married one day?

Dolphinately.

34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

Only cool if they tattoo cartoon characters around it. Like Garfield.

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

To quote Seth Green from Can’t Hardly Wait, Man, I gots to get laid! I don’t know. I probably could.

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

Yup.

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?

Same as yours pretty much. Movies, cuddling, maybe chicken strips instead of pizza. Would be hella rad.

42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?

I read it freshmen year and some kid got an erection in class while we were reading it and we all laughed.

43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?

Friends. They always there for you, you know broski?

44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?

I guess.

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

Probably. I frequently imagine how cool it would be to date Dan. If only he was a girl :(

50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?

Cause I ball too hard. Dear god, please forgive me for all the things I’ve said and will say in this survey.

51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?

Poor but nice cause I’m a nice guy and we can be two really cool nice guys together.

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

Not really. My dating advice is stab awkwardly at her breasts with your hands.

53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?

Nah.

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

Da book is beat.

55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?

Nah. I’m super chill, brah.