20: Are you currently in a relationship?
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Depends on the maturity level of both people and if they are willing.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
Depends. If you have feelings for someone, why not? You can’t help it.
23: How many relationships have you had?
24: Do you think love can last forever?
Honestly, yeah. It may sound naive, but yeah. Like I love my cat Mr. Boots and I will forever love Mr. Boots.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
I don’t know brah. I suppose.
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
Straight, contrary to popular belief.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
No, not really. You can’t help how your mind works.
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
33: Do you want to get married one day?
34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
Only cool if they tattoo cartoon characters around it. Like Garfield.
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
To quote Seth Green from Can’t Hardly Wait, Man, I gots to get laid! I don’t know. I probably could.
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
Same as yours pretty much. Movies, cuddling, maybe chicken strips instead of pizza. Would be hella rad.
42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?
I read it freshmen year and some kid got an erection in class while we were reading it and we all laughed.
43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?
Friends. They always there for you, you know broski?
44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
Probably. I frequently imagine how cool it would be to date Dan. If only he was a girl :(
50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?
Cause I ball too hard. Dear god, please forgive me for all the things I’ve said and will say in this survey.
51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?
Poor but nice cause I’m a nice guy and we can be two really cool nice guys together.
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
Not really. My dating advice is stab awkwardly at her breasts with your hands.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
Da book is beat.
55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
Nah. I’m super chill, brah.